WebKittyn Warbles

I've seen this on so many blogs. I guess I never thought there would be any great demand to read 100 pointless things about me. But while I was sitting here the other night I read a really interesting list while lurking blogs and I started jotting down random things.

Soon it grew and I struggled a whole lot after 70 but I managed to come up with 100 useless things about me! Do I expect another living soul to actually read this? No, no I do not. It just flowed so I went with it.

(entry has been backdated so it doesn't show up on the main page, people don't need forced exposure to 100 useless things about me - actually posted 11/8/2005).

1. Every decision I make and action I take is based on emotion.
2. I enjoy being alone. Genuinely enjoy it.
3. I hate sitcoms and romance dreck like Desperate Houseskags.
4. I eat hot cocoa mix dry and out of the packet.
5. I love all things British.
6. I can't stand Family Guy, don't think it's funny at all.
7. I smoke weed but have never tried anything stronger than hash in my life.
8. I haven't made a wise decision in 5 years.
9. I'd love to be a published novelist.
10. I have high expectations on myself and others.
11. Conversation matters more to me than sex.
12. I'm a true Pisces in every sense.
13. My all-time favourite TV show was the A-Team.
14. I took 7 years of Latin in high school and remember nothing of it.
15. I have a thing for the Priest look, the all black with white collar.
16. My father is a rare book dealer, my best friends have always been books.
17. I never learned how to ride a bicycle.
18. I rarely find comedy movies funny.
19. I've always wanted to be walking in the woods somewhere and discover a dead body.
20. My main life regret is not becoming an FBI Profiler or coroner.
21. The only males sharing my bed have 4 legs and say 'meow.'
23. I want to have sex in a cemetery under a full moon at midnight with a man in black.
24. I love Maine, I wish I lived in Maine.
25. I don't like anime.
26. I want to learn Russian, I think it's sexy.
27. I "give" songs to people. All important people in my world have their songs.
28. I'm a people reader. An accurate one.
29. I love to cook, I make a wicked lasagna.
30. I used to be a staunch conservative.
31. I buy too many domains.
32. I tend to start things I never finish.
33. There is one person in the world and only one that I genuinely hate.
34. I follow Dark Zen.
35. The perfect date for me would be driving around haunted places.
36. I like flannel on men.
37. Money used to matter, I've gotten strangely Bohemian.
38. I like being scared.
39. I tend to trust the wrong people.
40. I don't like anything easy.
41. I love to curl up under a fuzzy blanket and watch movies all day/night.
42. I love snow and cold weather. Hate the Summer.
43. I always wished I could draw or paint.
44. I fully support gay marriage.
45. I enjoy watching the British Parliament on CSpan, they yell and laugh. The Japanese, too.
46. I would die before I ate sushi.
47. I like girlie drinks with umbrellas and fruit.
48. I like to BBQ in Winter.
49. I don't miss not being married.
50. I have a strong personality that sometimes takes getting used to.
51. I like dark hair, eyes and voice. That's what I look for first on the outside.
52. I love watching golf, hockey and baseball but I really love golf.
53. I hated Sex in the City.
54. I didn't care when Princess Diana died.
55. I support medical marijuana.
56. I've never shared all of myself with anyone.
57. The types of men I'm attracted to are never the ones who would approach me.
58. I really want to go on a Zen retreat on Mt. Tremper.
59. I have a lot of regrets over things I did in the past I haven't reconciled with yet.
60. I love lemurs.
61. It's been a long time since I've felt anyone was genuinely interested in my mind.
62. I like to say 'fuck' and 'fucken' a lot.
63. I hated Friends.
64. Russell Crowe makes my stomach turn.
65. I have a major life-long thing for Al Pacino, Rutger Hauer, Sam Neill and Liam Neeson.
66. I watch Caillou on PBS Kids.
67. If I were a gay man I would stalk Nathan Lane.
68. I was brought down to the cave where David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam) used to meet
with his Satanic pals and left there by my friends who found it terribly funny.
69. I like kinky creative open minds.
70. Someone once told me I wasn't worth the 'walk on the fire' to get. That hurt me.
71. I love politics, I get off on politics.
72. Having oral sex performed on me has no allure to me at all. Back off.
73. I hate monkeys.
74. I don't like mean people, I always went after the bullies. I don't like mean people.
75. I think Teletubbies are really really funny after I smoke a bowl.
76. I love the holidays, I work hard to match the right gift to the person.
77. I've been called frigid.
78. I hate the way my voice sounds on Mango Radio. I don't sound like that.
79. I want to own a John Wayne Gacy Pogo the Clown painting.
80. I have an abnormal love of all things Law & Order.
81. I'm pro-choice but I don't think abortion should be a form of birth control.
82. I don't like settling for what's there and those who settle rather than strive.
83. I have no problem being wrong and saying I'm sorry.
84. I'm a Spock more than a Kirk.
85. I find Criss Angel incredibly sexy.
86. The Great Gatsby ruined me. Daisy seeks Gatsby and nothing less will do.
87. I only watch the end of Titanic from when the boat starts to sink.
88. I love Andrew Vachss, Michael Connelly, Ayn Rand and Umberto Eco.
89. I'm still pissed at A&E for canceling Nero Wolfe.
90. I've always wanted to drive in the mountains and see moonfaced idiot incest-bred hill people.
91. I'm trying to win the battle of quitting smoking.
92. I like to munch a bagel with peanut butter before bed.
93. I'm deathly afraid of Multiple Sclerosis.
94. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue (neat bar trick).
95. I like boots and spiked heels.
96. I'm equally comfortable whether at a black tie affair or kicking back in PJs and a ponytail.
97. I have flashed my breasts at a trucker on a highway.
98. I see the truth in people even when I'm not supposed to or invited to.
99. I can't resist memes and quizzes.
100. I truly do not believe anyone will read this.

proph·et
1. A person who speaks by divine inspiration or as the interpreter through whom the will of a god is expressed.
2. A person gifted with profound moral insight and exceptional powers of expression.
3. A predictor; a soothsayer.
4. The chief spokesperson of a movement or cause.

Pre-nap prattle. It's the rain, I blame the rain in Spain staying mainly on the plain.

Turn on: Good hair
Turn off: No hair

Turn on: Pierced ear
Turn off: Pierced anything else

Turn on: Eyes with depth
Turn off: Eyes on Prozac

Turn on: A man dressed in all black
Turn off: A man in a speedo

Turn on: The Priest look
Turn off: Wannabe Vampire look

Turn on: Thigh high spiked heel leather boots
Turn off: Platform shoes

Turn on: Humility
Turn off: Assuming because I'm female I enjoy receiving
oral sex, talk of how skilled a man is with his tongue.

Turn on: Him playing the acoustic guitar
Turn off: Him playing death metal on an electric guitar

Turn on: Cold weather
Turn off: Hot weather

Turn on: Rain and Snow
Turn off: Sweat

Turn on: Men who know their place
Turn off: Domineering men (yah, right. Try it.)

Turn on: Flannel
Turn off: Wife-beaters (the shirt, not the act)

Turn on: Intelligence
Turn off: Apathy

Turn on: A bit of the kink inside
Turn off: Beat me, whip me, pee on me, make me bleed.

Turn on: Fantasy Enacting
Turn off: Being asked to call him "daddy."

Turn on: Willingness to experiment
Turn off: Missionary, missionary, missionary

Turn on: Sexual activity mixed with emotion
Turn off: Sex for sex alone

Turn on: Whipped cream and chocolate sauce
Turn off: Oysters

Ok, the mind just went blank.

It's cold.

It's raining.

It's windy.

It's windy and raining and cold.

What the hell am I doing awake?

Woo!

Today is my father's birthday and I want to wish him a happy one. My only regret is that I'm not there to spend it with him.

Happy birthday, Dad. I love you.