Thursday, March 04, 2010

Of Asses and Everest

I'm getting a pair of these for my birthday. Yes, I've taken a big gulp out of the Kool Aid.



I'm going to tone my ass, shape my legs and make my buttocks stand up and dance all by walking in these funky moon sneakers. So begins the hardcore training for the trip of all trips. Me and my pink-n-silver ass-firming sneakers!

Pressure is still up, I feel like crap but I wanted to share the wonder shoes. I shall expect a bottom half like Heidi Klum after strolling around in these things for a few months.

Watch out, buttocks. Here come the Skechers.

1. Oh man, I’ve been wanting a pair of those…

   Thumper  on  03/04  at  03:47 AM

2. I’m so green with jealousy. I wanted a pair of those when they first advertised before Christmas. Put the Kool-aid down and walk away. Walk a long way away from it in your new shoes!

   Mare Martell Stotler  on  03/04  at  10:05 AM

3. *JEALOUSSSS!!!!*

   I will be awaiting your updates on how they’re working—I have been eyeballing them for MONTHS!

   I’ll trust your opinion as to whether I should get ‘em or not. :D

   akaMonty  on  03/04  at  01:42 PM

4. It looks like a rocking chair with a sneaker on the top part. Doesn’t it?!?

    on  03/04  at  05:32 PM

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