WebKittyn Warbles

Now we all know Kittyn has a fragile psyche and frail ego so she stormed into the studios the other night and let the world know she refused to go up against American Idol. She simply is not secure enough in herself to take the listener number beating that is American Idol and she freely admits this to anyone foolish enough to stand around and listen to her whine.

Luckily for the rest of the DJs who were sitting around in the break room quietly enjoying some punch and pie and doing their best to avoid the rantings of the neurotic but loveable Kittyn Kahuna, Deathsquad jumped out of the phonebooth in his Superman outfit (and he looked fiiiiiiine in those blue tights) and saved the day. Deathsquad volunteered to fight the evil-to-internet-radio that is American Idol and offered to take the 8PM slot.

Kittyn fell to her knees and wept with gratitude at the heroics of the mighty Deathsquad and like a true spoiled brat who was just given the extra longlasting gobstopper, she scurried off to Deathsquad Studios where she immediately covered the room in fuzzy pink blankets and hookahs and cried ‘move over 10PM, Momma’s comin’ on over!’

So be there tonight for the mighty Deathsquad v. American Idol at 8PM EST and come to the chatroom for live commentary (or not) and then stick around for Kittyn’s first show of 2009 at 10PM EST.

Drama. Whiney owners. Men in tights. And Darkstar. Only on KMRL, Mojo Radio Live.